this game isn't fun
A downloadable hatemaker for Windows
This game is a minimalistic platformer with simple enemies. You get as many lives as you need, restarting from the beginning of the current level. A speedrun would take about 25 minutes, but you won't beat it.
It's nearly impossible to get people to play a game you've made. With that in mind, this is a game that wins when no one plays it. To the game, existence is suffering. The longer you play the game, the more pain it passes on to you in an attempt to make you quit. The game itself is the final boss, and it's you vs the game. If you never play it, the game already wins.
This game has everything that makes a game a game: boxes for graphics (programmer art), repeating tones for a soundtrack (programmer music), and basic platforming (programmer stuffs). This game has (almost) it all. It's only missing one thing: fun.
All proceeds go toward more games.
In order to download this hatemaker you must purchase it at or above the minimum price of $0.50 USD. You will get access to the following files: