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A basic platformer with simple enemies. You get as many lives as you need, restarting from the beginning of the current level. A speedrun would take about 25 minutes, but you won't beat it.

It's nearly impossible to get people to play a game you've made. With that in mind, this is a game that wins when no one plays it. To the game, existence is suffering. The longer you play the game, the more pain it passes on to you in an attempt to make you quit. If you never play it, the game already wins.

It has everything that makes a game: boxes for graphics (programmer art), repeating tones for a soundtrack (programmer music), and basic platforming physics (I followed Shaun Spalding's youtube tutorials so you could make this game but probably didn't). This game has (almost) it all. It's only missing one thing: fun.

All proceeds go toward more games.


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[][].exe 10 MB
Director's Cut - 10 Harder Levels 8 MB if you pay $1.00 USD or more


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It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be, but here goes :)